Mi piacciono quelli in cui, potendo, staresti lì, senza andare avanti. Per cui anche quando scrivo libri che sono strade (Seta, ad esempio, lo era) li scrivo come uno che costantemente si lascia distrarre dal paesaggio, e perde tempo per strada, e alla fine si siede sotto un albero e guarda quello che c'è intorno, e parte con la fantasia.” ― Alessandro Baricco “I know for a fact that no matter where I go, the memory and the suffering of not being with you will cripple me. I pack my things, unproductive for the day and smile.
hehe = I am a middle-aged, self-proclaimed pickup artist who is pleased to have recently discovered Reddit. hehehe = I just said something intended to be mildly sexual, but now I'm realizing it was maybe not clear that it was mildly sexual, so maybe I'll quickly also type the laughter of a cartoon villain wearing an eye patch??? heh = I have never experienced mirth, nor do I expect to.14. Partway through typing I realized the absurdity, the smallness of that which made me lol, and so I held my finger firm upon the "l" key for a while, and I wondered what would happen if I held it there forever.
An i OS app that is used if you don’t want anyone to know that you downloaded a privacy app.
The icon is disguised as “My Utilities,” so no one will ever guess there are private photos tucked away in your phone.
haha = I'm acknowledging that you've said something you perceive to be funny, though I don't find it particularly funny myself.2. = I am weary and loathe to laugh, but here, you have forced it upon me; OR: I hate you.3. = I am pleasantly surprised to learn you are capable of modest humor.4. mwahaha = I am very optimistic about my own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad person, and not a great speller. heehee = I have done something mildly transgressive.18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) = I am starting to panic that I may never stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol (sent from i Phone) = The above, but with an added element of Autocorrect shame.
muahaha = I am very optimistic about my own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad person.16. I want this sentence/conversation to be over but lack the wherewithal to end it directly, with purpose; I want to admit to a feeling but lack the conviction; I want to tell you how you've hurt me but want more to pretend I am invincible; I want to laugh, really laugh, but do not remember how; OR, maybe: that was funny, whatever.29.